Surya Kanthi Tales- III - The one where SK is Promoted!!

Appraisal time in all the companies and the same here too!!

Our own SK has had a jackpot Luck with double Benefit

1. Change in Location -  She has moved to Onsite..  She has shifted to another building which is connected to the main Campus by a Sky Walk and it is called as Onsite :) and people who come to have lunch @ the main cafe take Local Flights (Sky walk) and land @ the Cafe.. So our own SK is now officially located @ Onsite and Lands @ the Cafe using daily plying flights.. :P

2. She has been Promoted to a new Role- Designation is UTA- Stand for 
"Unload Tracking Agent"

Now lemme explain what is UTA all about..

@ Onsite she has been allotted a place which is very special in its own way... A cubicle where only 2 ppl can occupy than the classic 4 to 5 ppl cubicle, there is a Coffee m/c and a Water cooler at a stones throw away and most importantly the last and the most significant point is that there are washrooms just next to her cubicle.. Most important point to remember is the "Gents Toilet" just next to her cubicle..

From the time she has known her place she is been crying and cribbing about it and added to it she has a very annoying neighbour whom she is not willing to tolerate.. So to cheer up own SK darling here was our little conversation/suggestion..

SK- All are waste people around.... Grrr
Me and G- Why da wat happened?
SK- That stupid Guy XYZ tells me that my place is nice and teases me..
G- Why wat so special about ur place according to him?
SK- He says- "SK ur place is so good yaar, if we are feeling v urgent it is very easy to go to washroom and come and we hv to come from soooooo Long"
Me and G- Open mouthed ... Did he really tell you this? shamelessly **All confused**
SK- Yes he did tell me this.. wait I ll make him only sit there..

We were still confused and shocked how can someone talk like this.. even for a Joke...Me trying to make things cool

Me- Good na SK you can go whenever you want na
SK- No Da I cannot, today I hv just gone only once, you see when things are very near, easily available you dont value it much you see...

Abbbba Hats off to SK's humour and comparison... Wah Wah Wah wah..

Some more discussions on how appraisals are nearing and the hike will be less and peanuts.. suddenly my weird imagination bulb flickered and there came and Idea..

Me- Hey SK I have a better investment plan for you da..
SK (Still sulking) - What tell me?
Me- Why don't you start collecting Toll for all the Guys who come to use the Washroom
G- Wah very good Idea Deeps.. Yes SK why don't you keep a registry and enter the details of a person and collect Toll fees..
SK- Haan good idea, waste people keep coming all the time..
G- See our idea works collect 2 Rs each time they use it.
SK- Hey this is IT industry why Rs 2/- let them pay me Rs 50/-
G- Ooooh no way why would they pay Rs 50/- each time instead I can go back to BTM layout for that..
Me (Like a judge in between these 2 arguing clients) Ok Ok lets settle for Rs 5/- much reasonable..
G and SK agreed in Unison..
So from now on SK's place is a Toll booth where the guys using the washroom needs to give Rs 5/- BEFORE he goes inside..


**My next weird Idea Strikes again **

Me- SK make sure you collect them before they go inside..
G- Yeah they may refuse to give it later on after the use it
SK- Yeah yeah they may run away
Me- No da even if they give they will give it in the same hand after using it.. Hope you understood
SK(Now with a loud shriek) Oh Noooo I will make sure I will collect it before hand!!

Continuing on this topic we were counting what will be her collection for the day etc and stuff like that when SK suddenly says "Yes yes people use it multiple times, I have noticed it so the collection will be good"
"That stupid fellow ABC today already have used it 4 times, I wonder wat he does there"

G- Why do you keep a watch on all that? You don't hv better work
Me- hey wait she needs that data to create a report at the EOD
SK- Wat report?
Me- Daily reports containing the list of users and the "Topmost Unloading Client"
G- Haan correct, I guess for today it is going to be that ABC guy..
SK- Till now it is, lemme check who is the topmost Guy for the day..
Me- Go back soon SK the toll is unattended for a long time, go and resume to your duties..

Are we mad or is it that everyone have such funny/crazy/weird conversations/imaginations/built up stories??

Do you also have a similar one?? Why not share it here??

Friday Fun- Surya Kanthi Tales - II

The one where SK Does once in 2 years...


SK was not keeping well and hence did not turn up on Monday, When she returned back on Tuesday she talked to G over the phone that she shall join us for Lunch. G informed me that SK was unwell and was sounding very low!! (A usually bright n chirpy gal feeling low) Hmmmmmmmm


We met for Lunch and this is how I can describe SK

Current state of our own SK

Face fullu Sadu Sadu....
Ears stuffed with Cotton..
Nose fullu water water....
She was sounding Dullu....


Kanthi Kanthi... Surya Kanthi... 
Show us some Kanthi...


When every Tom Dick and Harry has their own version of Kollavari D then my character SK shall also hv one!! Plz forgive this Naive poet/Lyricist :D :P :)




Me- Why SK what Happened to you?
SK- Ayyo I am not well da..
Me- Oh, but this is not a season to fall ill isnt it?
SK- Ayyo this happens to me once in 2 years..... and kind of was blushing...


G and Me are well known for Imagining what we shouldn't and our Jaw dropped when we both told in Unision "Ayyo you get this once in every 2 years?? Ayyo why do you Do ONLY once in 2 years then...


Me- You just do ONCE in 2 years dats it?? Ohhhhhh
G and Me were on same page by now... I hope you understood what I mean...


G- Is it enough JUST Once in 2 years, see what haalath you have made of yourselves..
SK was all confused and tired by now.. Understood what we meant and said.."Chi I dint say that...I did not do anything" 


G- You look as if you have really done THAT once in 2 years.... ha ha ha poor gal was first of all unwell and she had to hear our nonsense jokes...


Sorry, cudnt gather much of SK as she was unwell!! dont worry she will definitely come back with a BANG!!Until then keep watching this space for more of SK tales!!

Friday Fun - Surya Kanthi Tales-1

The species under discussion is a Girl of around 26 years, A simple sober girl from AP, Down to earth, witty and very Jovial.. She is a friend of a friend G and hence I was introduced and became friends too.. Very helpful in nature (which gets her into trouble many a times).. Many guys (from AP) are Fida on her..not that she is a Sridevi or Shreya but for her Simplicity and her nature... 

If I start writing about her.. It will become a Book by itself. Here in SK Tales I am  going to scribble down her Dialogues(Witty Punch Lines)/Instances/Ideas/Thoughts/Imaginations which keeps me amused for sure!!

This may not be in the series of the events occured but defenetely the True Incidents..with little of my self prepared spicy Masala...



SuryaKanthi

 Why Surya Kanthi??? Is it her name?? - Oh no no her Name is not SuryaKanthi, It was me and Friend G who named her "Surya Kanthi"

Does that name has any significance??

Oh Yes indeed it has!! Surya - Means Sun and Kanthi means Blossom..
Sunflower in Kannada is called Surya Kanthi, And this Girl is named SuryaKanthi coz

1. She loves to be in Sun.
2. She hates and just hates the cloudy/gloomy weather (which we call Romantic)
3. She loves to be exposed to sun and turns her head towards sun when we try to hide from the sun.
4. Her mood is cheerful when there it is Sunnny and gloomy when she cannot see her Sun.. Just like how the Sunflower fades when the sun sets and Blossoms and truns to face the Direction of the Sun..

One of her Colleagues lets say H came to her place and had some conversation with SK (SK will be surya Kanthi)
Immedietely SK gets tensed and calles up friend G who sites just diagonally opposite to her (same cubile) just coz she doesnt want anyone to hear her conversation. Here is how the conversation goes..

SK- Hey G you know what??????
G- SK??? (Confused) why are you calling me? you can just turn aorund and talk..
SK- Hey listen, I dont want anyone to hear our conversation.Ok
G- Ooooooooooooh OK OK Tell me
SK- You know H, he had come to my cubicle and he told me something yaar.
G- What happened what did he tell you... Did he propose you?? He is married na... (laughing)
SK - No yaar he said... Ayyo I dont know how to tell you..
G- Tell me its OK...
SK- He asked me If I can spend a Night in their house... If I can sleep in his house for one Night..
G- Almost Fainted!!! :)


G Fainted @ SK's commentzzz



Actual Conversation H did with SK was-

"Please can you sleep with my wife tonight as I will be out of station and my wife will be alone!! "

Ah ah see how our own SK has the ability to completely steer the conversation and give it a whole different meaning!!! G coudn't control her laugh and narrated me the entire story..

My Imagination became wild and I was just thinking how SK's mom would have reacted if she would tell her the same thing as she told G... Have a great time imagining...

This is just one of her Kaarnaama's there are many to follow... Keep watching this space for more!!